Snowbound in the Yukon

Kale has been saying the last couple of weeks that he doesn't like his name. Honestly when I named him 13 years ago, kale the vegetable wasn't barely heard of in these parts and I really didn't think about it. I just really liked the name as I heard it on a move, I can't remember the name of it but it had Gary Sinise. We of course said no, he can't change his name. I thought about it and then told him he could use one of his middle names. He tried it for a few minutes, thought about what he wanted. I was telling one of my friends and said he'd have to reintroduce himself to everyone with his new name. So he said never mind. It was too funny!